jennistooks:

Sounders are choking so bad, Drew is giving away tickets on The Price is Right.

Mwahahaha

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typhoonjp:

Its here! #ECS #EmeraldCitySupporters #Seattle #Sounders #TiliDie

Is it pronounced Bro-Ham? Because fucking kill me.

typhoonjp:

Its here! #ECS #EmeraldCitySupporters #Seattle #Sounders #TiliDie

Is it pronounced Bro-Ham? Because fucking kill me.

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realmarysue:

timbersmania:

Photo by @hopusmarie via Instagram “What’s wrong with the Sounders?” (Responce by hopusmarie “Want a list?”)

SAD SOUNDERS ARE SAAAAAD! lulz.
(Groping? I thought they shipped Montero out of the country!)

Groped. I bet they didn’t even get consent first.

realmarysue:

timbersmania:

Photo by @hopusmarie via Instagram “What’s wrong with the Sounders?” (Responce by hopusmarie “Want a list?”)

SAD SOUNDERS ARE SAAAAAD! lulz.

(Groping? I thought they shipped Montero out of the country!)

Groped. I bet they didn’t even get consent first.

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soccerismyoneandonly:

I’m going to Salem today and when I drive threw Portland I’m really tempted to get all my sounders gear and wave my flag out the window and yell SEATTLE SOUNDERS! but I don’t want rocks thrown at my car so maybe not the best Idea.

Maybe if you weren’t already an asshole, no one would care.

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Dream job

chriskessler:

Work for Seattle Sounders FC’s marketing team.

I’d rather get pissed on by an aggressive horse.

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maulitee:

My first professional soccer game!! It was an awesome experience. I went with a co-worker and ended up running into my bestie, Jeri! I’m pretty sure the Sounders lost but I really couldn’t tell you because it took me the entire first half to even figure out which team was the Sounders!! I thought I’d be safe because I’d just cheer for the team in green… Aaaaand I walked in and both teams had green on their outfits (uniforms??) LOL I am not a sports nut(obvi) but I definitely loved the rowdy fans!! I’ll be frequenting these games as often as possible for sure!

your average flounder customer. “Like, ermahgerd, cheer for the green jerseys!!”

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ohmyclarencegoodson:

CONCACAF Champions League — Seattle Sounders 0-1 Santos Laguna

Brad Evans: started, played 72 minutes

Herculez Gomez: played 90 minutes, scored 1 goal

© Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images North America

CRY SOUNDERS, CRYYYYYYYYY!!

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sounderstillidie:

You’ve got to start finishing Zak. So many opportunities for naught. The way this game was flowing it could have easily been 3-0 =(

but it wasn’t and you’re still in last place!

sounderstillidie:

You’ve got to start finishing Zak. So many opportunities for naught. The way this game was flowing it could have easily been 3-0 =(

but it wasn’t and you’re still in last place!

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sounderstillidie:

Although we are down 0-1, I really think we can go down to Estadio Nuevo Corono and steal one. A 1-0 win leads to extra time and a 2-1 win leads to victory on away goals. Is it a long shot? Sure. But it’s certainly not impossible. 

OH, YOU DO, DO YOU?
(PSSSSST, YOU CAN’T.)

sounderstillidie:

Although we are down 0-1, I really think we can go down to Estadio Nuevo Corono and steal one. A 1-0 win leads to extra time and a 2-1 win leads to victory on away goals. Is it a long shot? Sure. But it’s certainly not impossible.

OH, YOU DO, DO YOU?

(PSSSSST, YOU CAN’T.)

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empirefallingtoherknees:

So…..Sounders are losing. Again. *sigh*…… I don’t even know how to respond other then wanting to flip a table over and freak out. Oh well hopefully we can get the two goals.

Typical sounders fan. Lemme call you a wahhhhhhhh-mbulance. 

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